Do you ever have those conversations where you get really, really worked up and passionate? You and the imaginary offender are having it out and you're probably winning, but you get so worked up you are in tears by the end?...Yeah, me neither.
My favorite, however, are the arguments you start in your head with complete strangers that you judge to be horrible people because, seriously, who needs to drive a bright yellow, take-up-the-entire-URBAN-road Hummer?
Me- Come on, you haven't even ever been off-roading in that thing have you?
Hummer Driver- This is America! If I can afford it, it's none of your business what I drive!
Me- It is my business if I'm doing what I can to not destroy the environment so badly that my future grandchildren have to live in space while you are polluting the earth pretty much single handedly AND taking up all of the space on the road!
Hummer driver- I don't have to listen to you and your stupid hippie conspiracy theories!
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