We all have causes. I'm all for that. But my new cause is causless-ness. Here are my thoughts on the matter:
-There are too many causes
-I'm tired of hearing about it
-People with causes are snobby and condescending
-I don't care how good the cause is
-Actions speak louder than words
-Causes attract attention-getting do-gooders, it gets a bit narcissistic.
-If someone wants to buy a $500 dollar pair of shoes, they probably won't listen to a snobby cause-preaching person yell at them about their ignorance because, frankly, they think they're too fabulous for you
-Yes, people like that do suck
So, my new cause is the promotion of pointless, causeless absurdity. Because, honestly, we could all do without the seriousness sometimes.
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